Gypsy Rose Lee is Rolling in her Grave

Oh, God -- it's come to this.

What fresh hell awaits us in --- the land of recycled, ridiculous, reality shows?

"Big Farter" All-Stars?

Survivor: "Escape from Good Taste"?

The Real World: Bayonne, NJ?

Nose-picker 911?

Where's LASSIE when we need her? In "The Last Bitch Standing..."